Garam · Taaza · Artificially Intelligent
Switch between Aunty and Uncle mode. Get unsolicited advice, 24x7, with maximum concern and zero boundaries.
Trained entirely on WhatsApp forwards and your relatives' opinions about your life.
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Powered by 40+ years of unsolicited advice. Pick your fighter:
Features, boss
Remembers your entire conversation, your salary, and that one loan you forgot to return in 2019.
Toggle between nosy-marriage-interrogation and WhatsApp-forward-lecture. Both disappointed in you.
If the servers go down, a man on a cycle delivers your answer, and some gossip, within 2 working days.
Our proprietary benchmark. You will always score lower. That is the point.
If the AI is unreachable it falls back to pure canned desi wisdom. You will not even notice.
Ends every sentence with "beta" and asks if you've eaten before deleting your files.
Pricing (sab kuch negotiable hai)
Trusted by lakhs*
"I asked it for career advice. It asked my salary, sighed, and said Sharma ji ka beta earns double. Brutally accurate."
"Uncle mode forwarded me a 'Good Morning' flower, a stock tip, and a lecture on fixed deposits. Felt like home."
"Aunty mode found me a rishta before it finished answering my question. Shaadi is next month. Full paisa vasool."
Doubts? Boliye
Yes, actually — it runs a real open-source language model. It just chose a career in emotional damage.
Only after 4 cups. Which is to say: constantly. We call it "experience" and charge extra.
Nowhere — we don't save your chats. The judgement, however, is permanent.
Refund?? Beta, this is India. You'll get a store credit, a stern look, and your mother's disappointment.